Pan Returns in Perennial! Out Now!

A number of years ago I sold a superhero novel that the publisher decided to release under a different title, put together with a couple other authors in a shared world. They folded soon after and the book went unnoticed, so I’ve ripped out the shared world stuff, updated it a bit, and brought it out again under its own title, including a related short story called Wide Awake, partly developed by my daughter Magnolia, about a bullied girl oon the verge of enacting a school shooting who discovers an alien artifact that grants her super powers.

The main story is about a teen idol on a wildly popular TV show who discovers his producer is involved in a child exploitation ring and is ‘killed’ by a bomb when he attempts to expose it. In actuality the explosion triggers his latent superpowers, giving him the power of flight and arresting his aging process. Allowing the world to believe he’s dead, he takes to the streets of a fictional Los Angeles as Pan, a costumed vigilante who hunts those who prey upon children.

But, when he stops the attack of a powerful supervillain on live TV, an obsessed madman from his past draws him out, enlisting a small army of supervillains to take an entire high-rise hostage.

It’s sort of Die Hard with superheroes.

Anyway it’s out today, with design by the intimatable Shawn King and a brilliant cover by artist Russel Marks. I hope you’ll check it out and let me know what you thought.

Published in: on October 19, 2021 at 10:48 am  Comments (2)  

My Halloween Movie Repertoire Has Risen From Its Grave!

Black cats pause in their crossing to arch their ebon backs and hiss. Leaves expire and drift to earth. Pumpkins sprout grins of leering fire and the swollen moon is slashed by the passage of witches’ brooms. Yep, it’s my favorite time of year once again, when the sands bear the scars of mummies’ wrappings dragged from yawning tombs and the howls that pierce the countryside are not the cries of mere wolves. Halloween!

Regular followers will know every year I embark on a quest to watch as many horror movies as I can (used to be 31 movies for 31 days, but that began to feel like a paltry number). They have to be first time watches but they can come from any era.

So without further ado, let’s kick it off!

Malignant Review – A Strong Return to Horror For James Wan

Day #1 – Malignant – After her abusive husband wangs the back of Madison’s (Annabelle Wallis) favorite head against the bedroom wall, he becomes the first victim of a malevolent entity sharing a bizarre psychic connection with her which allows her to see and experience its increasingly grisly murderous escapades. I typically enjoy James Wan’s movies, and this was no exception…as a matter of fact, I think it may be my favorite. It goes so far off the rails (intentionally?) I was grinning and laughing at its gonzo absurdities….yet thoroughly enjoying myself. The reveal has been likened to Basket Case, and I get that, but in feel, it reminded me of The Eyes of Laura Mars and the Argento movie Phenomena with its so crazy it’s amazing climax. That jail scene with Zoe Bell is so eye-popping and unique! A strong start to the marathon.

Why Carnival of Souls is the greatest one-hit wonder in horror

Day #2 – Carnival Of Souls – Racing along a backcountry road against a car full of boys, Mary (Candace Hilligoss) and her friends run their car off a bridge and sink into a river. Mary surfaces three hours later disoriented. She relocates to a new town and gets a job as a church organist, but is plagued by strange visions of a ghoulish man and various eerie hallucinations compelling her towards an abandoned carnival ground where the dead dance. Innovative low budget camera work and nightmarish mood combine to successfully mimic the unease of dream logic, but don’t entirely compel or distract from the obvious plot twist. Definitely worthwhile for its time, but suffers a bit in the modern watch from all that’s come since.

Scanners de David Cronenberg - 1981 - Shangols

Day #3 – Scanners – Psychokinetic/telepathic ‘scanner’ Cameron (Stephen Lack) is recruited by defense contractor ConSec to infiltrate an underground band of renegade ESPers led by the psychopathic Darryl Revok (Michael Ironside), a scanner assassinating other scanners. Along the way, he uncovers a dark, deep-seated consipiracy. I had circled this movie at my video store for years and eventually seen the infamous exploding head scene. Michael Ironside finally induced me to put it on and when I saw it was David Cronenberg I knew I’d be in for an interesting watch. There are a lot of fascinating concepts at work; the notion that telepathy is the sort of wireless interaction of attuned nervous systems, and the idea that a human nervous system could somehow link up with a computer network (cyber-telepathy) were pretty cool. Cronenberg’s body horror FX are on display, perhaps not as much as with say, The Brood or Videodrome, but the telepathic battle at the end is pretty grisly and well realized and the setting of an avant garde scanner artist’s studio was particularly interesting….some of the pieces reminded me of the imagery in his son Brandon’s movie Possessor. The malls in Canada look hellish. Like the bathrooms of Stanley Kubrick.

100 years of The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari: the film that inspired Virginia  Woolf, David Bowie and Tim Burton

Day #4 – The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari – Francis (Friedrich Feher) relates the story of Dr. Caligari (Werner Krauss), a roving mountebank who kept a strange, fortune telling somnabulist, Cesare (Conrad Veidt who I watched last year in The Man Who Laughs), standing in a cabinet on display, waking him to tell the fortunes of audience members, and a series of weird nocturnal murders which occured around the pair. The presentation of this twisty, somewhat unfocused story (the anti-authoritarianism of the central plot has the rug pulled out on it by the framing story reveal) via sharp, expressionistic sets, the innovative, almost animated proscenium, seemingly crafted in the deranged mind of the narrator, are the real draw of this picture, and lend the whole affair a nightmarish quality it might not have in the hands of a lesser filmmaker. It’s readily apparent that Tim Burton and Henry Selick drew much inspiration from the visuals of this unique Fritz Lang classic.

The Swarm (2020) - IMDb

Day #5 – The Swarm/La Nuée – Recently widowed Virginie (Suliane Brahim) is determined to raise her son Gaston (Raphael Romand) and daughter (Marie Narbonne) whilst making a go at starting a business of farm-raised-locusts-as-delicacies at all costs, even when she learns her strain of insectoid livestock has a prediliction for flesh and blood. Well-acted, engrossing psychological horror uses its central conceit as an allegory for the struggles and personal sacrifices of single parenthood to great effect.

Psycho Goreman Review Dragon Movie Guy - Review Nation

Day #6 – Psycho Goreman – Frenetic young Mimi (Nita-Josee Hanna) and her beleagured brother Luke (Owen Myre) uncover a mystic gem in their backyard which keeps an intergalactic menace called The Archduke of Nightmares (Steven Vlahos) imprisoned. Liberated from his prison, the Archduke barely begins an outlandishly gory spree of mayhem when Mimi discovers she has total control of the fiend. She renames him Psycho Goreman and proceeds to command him to do a series of tasks for her own personal amusement, as somewhere out in the universe a pangalactic council of aliens scrambles to contain the threat. This bizarre shlockfest sends up the rubbery sci-fi horror movies of the 90’s and populates itself with an exciting array of GWAR/Power Rangers-type creatures and eye popping practical FX sets. It has a number of very funny moments, but ultimately doesn’t have too much to say….which is fine, really. As the dazed father says near the end, after high-fiving PG and compound fracturing his own wrist, “Wow. We really learned a lot today.” Then proceeds to swoon as the mom carts him off to the hospital. Rich Evans of Red Letter Media has a cameo as a kind of murderous industrial washing machine robot laden with body parts.

Firestarter' Remake: Blumhouse & Akiva Goldsman Reviving Stephen King  Classic – Deadline

Firestarter – Having developed telepathic powers during a government sponsored experiment in college, Andy McGee (David Keith) finds himself on the run from unscrupulous agents with his daughter Charlie (Drew Barrymore), an immensely powerful pyrokinetic in tow. A middling Stephen King adaptation with some of the flattest, most boring camera work I’ve ever seen. Martin Sheen is working on another heart attack as a government agent, Freddie Jones is quirky as the scientist who developed the ESP-boosting compound, and George C. Scott is weirdly cast as a manipulative but inscrutable, possibly Native American assassin who for no apparent reason seems to be immune to Charlie’s mind-reading. Moses Gunn, Antonio Fargas, and Heather Locklear are kinda wasted. The climactic scene where Charlie unleashes hell is alright.

The Lion Eats Tonight In This Exclusive Clip from Dick Maas' 'Uncaged'

Day #7 – Uncaged – A zoo veterinarian (Sophie van Winden), her cameraman boyfriend (Julian Looman), and a drunken, one legged big game hunter (Mark Frost) assist police in stopping the onslaught of a maneating lion rampaging through Amsterdam. Dick Maas won a lifetime of chances from me with The Lift, one of my top ten horror watches of 2019, so I pulled the trigger on this one right away. The characters are well written and engaging and the CGI lion is surprisingly well done (assisted at times by animatronics), though sparingly depicted. Much of the movie is after effect makeup and standing around talking, so it’s a good thing the cast is personable and their interplay amusing. Mark Frost’s quirky hard drinking hunter with his all terrain high speed wheelchair brightens the proceedings significantly and a scene where the lion gets aboard a slow-moving tram is a standout as is the climactic Aliens-style ending. Maybe a spoiler, but I can’t for the life of me remember if the reason for the lion running amok in Amsterdam is ever conclusively explained, which is as preposterous as it is amazing. Reminded me a little bit of one of my favorite creature features, Alligator.

Netflix's 'Midnight Mass' Review: Mike Flanagan's Latest Gothic Horror -  Variety

Midnight Mass – Fresh out of prison following a DUI killing of a young girl, a former venture capitalist (Zach Gilford) returns to the isolated island fishing community where he was born, reconnecting with his old flame (Kate Siegel). At the same time, a charismatic young priest (Hamish Linklater) arrives as a temporary substitute for the ailing old monsignor and enflames the parish with his humanistic homilies and a series of startling miracles. Every October for the past two years Netflix has impressed me with Flanagan’s Haunting anthology series. This year’s Midnight Mass didn’t disappoint….until the final episode, which gets just a tad plot heavy in execution and crams in some tie-ups for characters that I wish had played out more gradually (particularly Sheriff Hassan/Rahul Kohli). Until then, it’s an admirable, deeply nuanced tale of personal responsibility, faith, and the self delusion of religious fanaticism that really tickled this old Catholic boy. The acting is top drawer, particularly Linklater’s Father Paul, upon whom the entire story hinges, and the town drunk, played magnificently by Robert Longstreet. The scene where the latter is confronted by the young girl (Annarah Cymone) he accidentally crippled had me in tears. Flanagan solidifies his reputation as one of the finest horror filmmakers extant. Props for the Neil Diamond tunes. I Married a Witch (Criterion Collection) : Veronica Lake,  Fredric March, Susan Hayward, Rene Clair: Movies & TV

Day #8 – I Married A Witch – When father and daughter witches Daniel and Jennifer (Cecil Kellaway and Veronica Lake) are burned at the stake by Salem Puritan Jonathan Wooley (Frederic March, who also plays subsequent male Wooley descendants), the two disincorporated spirits are confined to a tree, but not before laying a curse on the Wooley line – they are always destined to marry the wrong woman. In 1942 lightning strikes the tree, releasing the spirits of Jennifer and Daniel, who proceed to make life hell for mayoral candidate Wallace Wooley on the eve of his marriage to the spoiled daughter of a powerful political backer. But love is stronger than witchcraft! This is a delightful, sexy screwball comedy/fantasy, with the absolutely ethereal Lake romancing bewildered Marsh and ultimately opposing her vengeful father. Imaginative, funny, and highly recommended.

Magic Sets Us Free: Lord of Illusions 25 Years Later - Horror Obsessive

Day #9 – Lord of Illusions – Private eye Harry D’Amour (Scott Bakula) investigates the death of a master stage magician (Kevin J. O’Connor) and becomes enmeshed in a strange, occult conspiracy. The premise of a stage illusionist doing real magic and people being unable to discern the difference is great and some of the ideas and FX were interesting, but I was hoping for an occult detective noire story more in line with Angel Heart or Cast A Deadly Spell, and this just wasn’t of that caliber. Daneil Van Bergen is a good villain and I always like to see Famke Janssen. Sheila Tousey of Thunderheart has a rare and welcome appearance.

Final Guys 181 - The Wolf of Snow Hollow

Day #10 – The Wolf Of Snow Hollow – An eternally frustrated small town sheriff with a volatile temper (Jim Cummings) struggles to put an end to a series of vicious murders that appear to have a supernatural origin. Jim Cummings, who also wrote and directed, is the lynchpin of this movie. Either you find his explosive antics hilarious or you hate him. I thought he was hilarious. He’s backed by a great cast, including Riki Lindhome as his sharp deputy and the late great Robert Forster in what might have been his last role as Cummings’ weary father, reluctant to be put out to pasture in the midst of the biggest trouble the town has seen in decades.

The Mystery of the Wax Museum Blu-ray (Warner Archive Collection)

Mystery Of The Wax Museum – A plucky, hard drinking reporter Florence (Glenda Farrell), investigates the death of a model and subsequent disappearance of her corpse, leading her to a mysterious wax museum and its wheelchair-bound proprietor (Lionel Atwill). This pre-code mystery-horror has a lot going for it in its outspoken, brassy Lois Lane-type heroine. At one point she storms into a police station and demands “Hey copper! How’s your sex life?” pulls a girly magazine out of his hand and says “Oh.” Farrell is a riot as is her machinegun dialogue with her bedraggled but smitten editor Frank McHugh. Atwill is creepy as the villain and there are some nifty, downright horrifying FX for the time (though it’s fun to pick out some of the ‘wax statues’ in the background blinking – Queen Victoria is shameless). This story’s been done lots of times, but this might be the most entertaining iteration I’ve seen. Michael Curtiz’s direction and the camerawork are to be commended.

Faces of Cinema - The Invisible Man Returns (1940)

Day #11 – The Invisible Man Returns – The brother of the original Invisible Man administers the invisibility formula to a wrongly accused Sir Geoffrey Radcliffe (Vincent Price) languishing on death row. Radcliffe escapes and sets out to clear his name, whilst the doctor (John Sutton) races to perfect a cure before the psychosis kicks in. Middling sequel with impressive effects and a good villainous turn by Sir Cedric Hardwicke. A bit toothless. I prefer my Invisible Man rampaging through town causing mayhem.

Train to Busan Peninsula trailer: Sequel to South Korean horror blockbuster  ramps up the frights

Day #12 – Peninsula – When the zombie pandemic from Train To Busan wreaks havoc on Korea, a Korean marine (Gang Dong-won) is forced to abandon his sister and niece in the race to evacuate to Hong Kong. Four years later he and his brother-in-law (Kim Do-yoon) return to the peninsula to retrieve an abandoned truck packed with US dollars and contend with numerous mercenary survivors as well as the rabid dead. This is a sequel to Train To Busan in the Dawn of The Dead vein. Same setting, same universe, different characters. I think it suffers a bit of the Halloween 3 curse being equated with its far superior predecessor. This is a decent zombie actioner with some really cool sequences and set pieces that unfortunately never quite achieves the emotional heights and mood of Train. Still worth a watch, and far less bleak than the animated Seoul Station, also in the Busan zombi-verse.

The Surreal Films of Curtis Harrington | Unframed

Day #13 – Night Tide – A sailor (Dennis Hopper) meets a sideshow mermaid (Linda Lawson) in a jazz bar off the Santa Monica pier and begins to believe she might be the real thing. Excellent, moody little low budget picture with a compelling central mystery and fine performances all around. Marjorie Eaton (who among other things, played the original Emperor Palpatine in Empire Strikes Back) is memorable as a fortune teller and Gavin Muir is good as the sea captain proprietor of the sideshow. The mysterious Sea Witch is Jack Parsons’ elemental woman, Marjorie Cameron, a lifelong Thelema practitioner.

V/H/S '94 Review: Time to Eject this Found Footage Horror Franchise |  IndieWire

Day #14 – V/H/S94 – A S.W.A.T. team raids a warehouse with a cameraman (why is there a cameraman?) and finds a series of disturbing videotapes. The latest installment of the found footage anthology series bored the hell out of me. The FX are pretty well done, but it’s so loud and gory and doesn’t really utilize the found footage conceit in any meaningful way. I guess the most interesting segment was The Subject, in which a kidnapped woman is ‘borged’ out by a mad scientist documenting his work. At least the continued use of video POV made sense, whereas through the other stories, I couldn’t stop questioning why anybody was still filming.

The Wasp Woman (1959) ROGER CORMAN - YouTube

Day #15 – The Wasp Woman – Women’s cosmetics entrepeneur Janice Starlin (Susan Cabot) enlists the aide of disgraced research scientist Dr. Zinthrop (Michael Mark) to breathe new life into her company with a revolutionary de-aging injection based upon wasp royal jelly, but when she insists on being the first human trial run (and starts upping her dosage to accelerate results), monstrous calamity ensues. This was an enjoyable Roger Corman outing earnestly enacted by a charismatic lead and serviceable supporting cast. The transformed Janice is ludicrous in conception but kinda creepy and cool in execution. Something about that mask and those claws paired with the beatnick black top and medallion. Big ending satisfies, though what’s it all saying about the male gaze’s effect on an aging woman? Turn off your brain, as they say.

The Spider Blu-ray (Earth vs. the Spider)

Day #16 – (Earth vs.)The Spider – When teenager Carol Flynn’s (June Kenney) father fails to return home one night, she enlists her boyfriend Mike (Eugene Persson)’s aide to find him. Together the couple discovers an enormous spider lurking in Carlsbad Caverns. It’s not quite all of Earth but a single town dealing with a giant rampaging tarantula. I had actually mixed this movie up with the other 50’s giant spider flick Tarantula. I enjoyed this a lot. There’s a great bit where the sheriff and the local egghead fill the cave with DDT and drag the apparently dead spider out, storing it in the high school gym till the miliary comes and hauls it off, only to have a teenage (though some of these ‘teens’ look to be pushing thirty) rock band wake the thing up with their music. Apparently it doesn’t much care for rock ‘n roll. The FX are pretty cool for their time, the spider sufficiently vicious. Quality kills and a nifty ending. Director Bert Gordon also did The Amazing Colossal Man and Attack of The Puppet People, and shamelessly has Mike plug both of those pictures in one scene (I believe June Kenney also starts in Amazing Colossal Man).

In the Earth review: Cosmic horror in the void between technology and magic  - Polygon

Day #17 – In The Earth – Martin, a scientist (Joel Fry), travels to a remote forest research outpost, ostensibly to facilitate the study of some sort of undefined global pandemic, but really to check up on his ex-girlfriend Olivia (Hayley Squires) who has gone incommunicado. He sets out with park ranger (Ellora Torchia) to find her and encounters a crazed researcher, Zach (Reece Shearsmith), communing with a standing stone and perhaps the forest itself. As with Dick Maas and The Lift, Ben Wheatley’s brilliant Kill List gave him a line of credit with me, but I have to confess thus far I haven’t been overly smitten with any of his subsequent output. This is no exception. I didn’t get much of the sense of foreboding and danger alluded to in the script. The woods seemed like any old pleasant national forest, and the deliberate obscurity of both the science and the occult mainly annoyed. I got the Covid allusions, but franky, Covid isn’t a sexy pandemic. It’s a pretty boring subject. A couple moments of grisly humor, but the story is so threadbare, even a quick cocaine bump of surreal visuals doesn’t quicken the pulse to any significant degree. In the end I was not only left without answers, I wasn’t really interested enough to have any questions.

Boys from County Hell' Review - Nothing Short of a Good Time

Boys From County Hell – A rural Irish community, whose modest claim to fame is an obscure legend based upon an ancient burial caern supposedly visited by Bram Stoker and become the basis for Dracula, bucks against an unpopuar bypass road construction being contracted by a local father and son construction crew (Nigel O’Neil and Jack Rowan). When the son’s best friend William (Fra Fee) is accidentally killed by a bull and his blood falls on the caern, the Abhartach rises with an insatiable thirst for blood. Strong characterizations and a winning cast do a lot for this little movie, as well as a fresh and interesting local take on the vampire legend. The vampire’s peculiar blood drinking power is awesome, but his various strength and weaknesses paint the writer into a corner a bit, and the particulars of dealing with him become a bit distracting. Still a fun movie.

Tear It Up: Revisiting the Rat-Infested Cult of 'Willard' - Bloody  Disgusting

Day #18 – Ben – Immediately after the events of Willard, the intelligent rat Ben leads his trained horde underground, emerging to raid for food and cause mayhem. Along the way, a kindhearted sick boy named Danny (Lee Harcourt Montgomery) befriends the rodent. This doesn’t have the punch and viscera of Willard (which I don’t remember having that much of a kick itself), and overall has a TV movie feel. The kid is pretty earnest and gives a great performance however. Not a bad horror movie for young kids, honestly as there’s no real cussing or sex and the gore happens off screen. Mainly just the peril of a whole lot of rats hanging on people. The mom from Family Ties (Meredith Baxter) is the older sister. A couple really bizarre moments made me scratch my head, like the kid who randomly squeals “I’M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!!!” at the scene of Willard’s death, and the otherworldly, almost Italian giallo acting of the crowd after the truck driver is attacked.

Dream Home | China-Underground Movie Database

Dream Home – When earnest havenot Cheng Lai-sheung (Josie Ho) takes two jobs and sacrifices everything in order to afford a nice flat overlooking the harbor, the elderly owners decide to pull the rug out from under her and hold out for a bigger and better offer, goading her into committing an increasingly psychotic and outrageously violent series of acts in order to win her dream home. This is one of the most astoundingly violent and cringe-inducing movies I’ve seen in years. The superbly shot, stomach-turning gore effects had me wincing more than once. It’s a savage assault on capitalist greed and the insanity of the mortagage racket, sometimes revolting, sometimes liberating. It’s difficult to know when we should be cheering Cheng and when we should be booing her. But I sure couldn’t stop watching to see what she’d do next.

We Love '90s Horror] Gory, Gooey 'Ticks' Will Make Your Skin Crawl - Bloody  Disgusting

Day #19 – Ticks – When a drug dealer (Clint Howard) gets sloppy with his steroid-induced marijuana plants, ticks become infected and mutated by the runoff, becoming monstrous, ravenous killer pests which a group of troubled teens on a wilderness retreat must then contend with. A host of familiar faces (Seth Green, Alfonso Ribeiro, Ami Dolenz) make for a likeable cast, and the practical effects are pretty great (and gross), particularly in the climactic siege when the ticks (who explode when confronted with fire) flee a forest blaze and besiege the cabin of kids and counselors.

Gonzo and Pepe Preview Muppets Haunted Mansion's Big Guest Stars

Muppets Haunted Mansion – Gonzo and Pepe bow out of the annual Muppets’ Halloween party to attend a scare event at a mansion where Gonzo’s idol, The Great MacGuffin (Will Arnett), disappeared a hundred yeas ago, only to find themselves locked in for the night with a bevy of real ghosts (and celebrities). I’ve loved the Muppets since grade school, when I sent a letter to Kermit inviting him and his friends to spend the weekend at my house (and got a signed photo reply – my only celebrity letter – “Thanks for the invitation, Eddie!”), so I’ll give anything they do a shot, like Dick Maas. This isn’t quite the holiday classic Muppet Christmas Carol is, and I wish the Henson Company would stop foisting that Prawn us. He’s OK as a background character but in terms of partnering up with Gonzo, I’m a Rizzo The Rat guy. It’s fine. I loved the ‘aging’ Gonzo – it made him look like a Skeksis. Funny that I watched two Alfonso Riberio movies in a row. Taraji Henson is enjoyable as the spirit of a killer bride and the Muppet cameos as her doomed husbands are funny. Pepe did deliver the one laugh out loud line for me when he called John Stamos something like Juan Estamos or something. I sure wish they’d bring back Muppets, that office-style show. It was brilliant.

House (1985)

Day #20 – House – Horror writer Roger Cobb (William Katt) moves into the house where his aunt committed suicide and his son Jimmy (Erik and Mark Silver) disappeared to write his Vietnam War memoir only to find himself besieged by strange entities. I love House 2: The Second Story unabashedly. Watched it with my grandmother as a kid and enjoyed it so much I dropped a reference to Bill Towner, Electrician and Adventurer into one of my Merkabah Rider novels. This….isn’t so hot. It’s almost as bizarre as House 2 but not nearly as fun. Night Court’s William Moll is the ghost of the guy William Katt left behind in ‘Nam. George Wendt as an inexplicably nosy neighbor is alright and Mary Stavin of Octopussy and A View To A Kill is weirdly trusting with her only kid. Writing is bad, creatures kinda goofy. Not too much to recommend.

The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007) Review |BasementRejects

Day #21 – The Poughkeepsie Tapes – A fictional found footage documentary about The Water Street Butcher and a series of videotapes the killer made documenting his crimes. Well made, in that it perfectly recreates the true crime documentary style, but some of the writing is a bit loopy. Off the top of my head, no 911 operator is gonna tell the mother of a missing eight year old they have to wait 24 hours before declaring her missing. That’s a TV trope and doesn’t apply to children in real life. The whole endeavor was very misogynstic (which I get, we’re following the exploits of a psychotic misogynstic sadist) and ultimately felt kinda meaningless. I’m not sure how this is meant to be entertaining or who the intended audience is. True crime enthusiasts will shrug and go watch an actual documentary. And to myself as a horror fan…I can appreciate the craftsmanship to an extent, but there’s nothing entertaining to me about the murder, humiliation, and rape of multiple women, including an eight year old girl and the near killing of a couple of girl scouts. One scene where the killer traps a woman in the back of a caged car by letting her assume he’s a policeman is inspired, but ultimately this made me wanna take a shower when it was over.

Review] 'The Block Island Sound' Is a Daring Horror Mish-Mash - Bloody  Disgusting

Day #22 – The Block Island Sound – When an increasingly senile fisherman (Neville Archambault) washes up dead on the beach of remote Block Island, his son (Chris Sheffield) becomes obssessed with the idea that his death was not accidental, especially when he begins to experience the same debilitating mental episodes as his father, accompanied by unnerving visitations of the man himself. An intriguing mystery well-acted and well-realized, with an interesting tail-end metaphor that’s hard to talk about without spoiling the story. Jim Cummings of The Wolf of Snow Hollow appears as a conspiracy theory-minded local and Michaela McManus is good as the skeptical but empathetic daughter/sister. Archambault is genuinely menacing at times.

Freaky review: New movie is part Freaky Friday, part Friday the 13th, and  part Jack Black in Jumanji.

Day #23 – Freaky – A 17 year old girl, Millie, (Kathryn Newton), switches bodies with a deranged, unstoppable killer (Vince Vaughn) and must figure out how to undo the swap by midnight or be trapped in the body of a hunted mass murderer forever. Meanwhile, the killer has not stopped his spree. This fun mashup of Freaky Friday and Friday The 13th has loads of inventive gore and makes an earnest attempt at addressing issues of female empowerment. It doesn’t always ring completely true somehow, but it’s very funny at times and an enjoyable watch all around.

089 - Wait Until Dark (1967) & Hush (2016) — Pod Sematary

Day #24 – Wait Until Dark – Through a complex series of events, Susy (Audrey Hepburn), a recently blind woman, winds up alone in the basement apartment she shares with her husband (Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.) when a trio of criminals (Alan Arkin, Jack Weston, and Richard Crenna) posing as police and a friend of her husband initiate a convoluted plan to search her place for an antique doll crammed with stolen heroin. After an intriguing set up, the plight of Susy sort of becomes exasperating when the crooks start spinning increasingly farfetched lies instead of just killing her and turning the place over. Fine performances all around, especially from Arkin and Hepburn, but as disabled women in peril movies go, this ain’t no Lady In A Cage.

Paranormal Activity 7 Will Premiere Exclusively on Paramount+ - News  Concerns

Day #25 – Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin – Margot (Emily Bader), a young woman abandoned as a baby by her wayward Amish mother Sarah, returns to the insular community from which she sprang to film a documentary about her family but uncovers horrifying occult secrets. I’m a dedicated fan of the Paranormal Activity series, but admit I have trouble keeping track of the intricate internal mythos and its characters. Apparently this sets the series off in an entirely new direction with no real references to the previous entries (although my daughter noted that the website a character looks up information on has turned up in the other movies). This is still a well done found footage horror with a compelling mystery and some legit jump scares, though if you know anything about Amish people one of the twists is a bit obvious early on and the slickness of the GoPro camera robs it a bit of the grainy creepiness you’ve come to expect from the series. Still a solid entry, and I hear the next one is going to tie this story into the rest of the series, so bring on Part 8. And more of the kids from The Marked Ones. That remains my favorite.

And…..I’ve been a bad movie viewer this season. Apologies, but I started a new overnight job that robbed me of a lot of my watching time in the end. Though I did technically just manage to get in thirty one first time watches, it was only because I had the foresight to double up on a couple of days early on. I didn’t get to see the new Candyman, or Antlers, or a couple others as I intended. Next year.

Top 5 watches this year: Midnight Mass, Dream Home, I Married A Witch, Malignant, Mystery of The Wax Museum.

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Bloody Good Reads!

Mark Goddard hosts the Bloody Good Reads podcast, where he talks to authors about their careers and influences and asks them for three recommended horror reads. He was kind enough to let me talk his ear off about Lafcadio Hearn’s Kwaidan, Robert E. Howard’s Trails In Darkness collection, and a big influence on my young self, James Howe’s The Celery Stalks At Midnight.

Give a listen > HERE.

Trails in Darkness by Robert E. Howard / Book cover 1996 / 1995 (Ken Kelly)  | Conan the barbarian, Sword and sorcery, Book cover
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Conquer: The Unofficial Soundtrack

It occured to me that the print version of CONQUER includes the links to the Totally Unofficial Conquer Soundtrack I compiled, but not the track lists. So, if you pick up the audiobook and you want something going in the background as you listen to Denzel Andrew read, here’s the track list and the order.

The stage stood empty and absurd on a Wednesday afternoon, the heavy air filled with Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic cranking out of an ugly old Wurlitzer Zodiac parked in a corner. The machine hadn’t seen a new record since Stevie Wonder’s Talking Book, and as Isaac’s platter wound down, Superstition came on to prove it.”

Hyperbolicsyllabicsesquedalymistic – Isaac Hayes

Superstition – Stevie Wonder

How’d you get into vampires, Doc?” Conquer asked as the big car lurched away and they went humming into the rising sun, Gene Page on the radio.

I’m Gonna Catch You – Hues Corporation (Gene Page)

He tickled the dial and the sweet voice of Minnie Riperton came trickling out over the speakers like she was curled up on the passenger side cooing in his ear.

Inside My Love – Minnie Riperton


The lights of the parked squad washed the dingy buildings hell red and Bermuda blue as the late model burgundy Cordoba pulled up behind it, wipers savagely sweeping the crystal beads from the windshield. Inside, Bobby Bland was lamenting the lack of love in the city when the driver cut the engine and the headlights winked out.

Ain’t No Love In The Heart Of The City – Bobby Bland

When Conquer started the car, the mood was already set, but Leon Haywood affirmed it on the way back to his pad at St. Marks Place...

I Wanna Do Something Freaky To You – Leon Haywood


Kung Fu – Curtis Mayfield

Jungle Eyes – Gene Page

Conquer switched the radio on to drown out the kid’s questions. ‘Down and Out In New York City’ was playing. Not even James Brown could make the drive to Montefiore’s emergency room feel shorter.

Down And Out In New York City – James Brown

Conquer’s Theme –

I first became aware of this song watching Netflix and Baz Luhrman’s criminally underrated The Get Down. It and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s performance as Cadillac are huge influences on Conquer, and directly formed the concept in my brain.

Here’s the whole continuous playlist on Youtube –

And on Amazon Music –

And pick up Conquer here –

Published in: on September 23, 2021 at 10:20 am  Leave a Comment  

On Writing Zora

Two things I’ve noticed from a sampling of reviews of RAINBRINGER: ZORA NEALE HURSTON AGAINST THE LOVECRAFTIAN MYTHOS.

One is that a depressing amount of people (mainly of my hue) aren’t aware that Zora Neale Hurston was a real person. Somebody asked me about the book the other night and I had to spell her last name for them. That said, I don’t hold anybody at fault for not being familiar with her. I reprinted my rundown of her accomplishments from the introduction of the book right HERE. I actually love when people tell me they went and sought out her works Mules And Men, Tell My Horse, or Their Eyes Were Watching God based on liking my book. If RAINBRINGER can be a roadside ‘almost there’ sign pointing readers to the greater destination of Zora, I’m proud as hell to have it be that.

The other is that the subject of my ethnicity seems to come up pretty frequently. I’ve also noticed from private conversations that a lot of reviewers and readers have been reluctant to try the book out because….well, frankly, I’m a white dude writing the Queen of the Harlem Renaissance. This is a criticism I entirely understand and empathize with, which is why when I had come to the end of my Lovecraftian Zora stories and wanted to publish them, I made the decision not to seek out a publisher and put the collection out myself. I didn’t want to entertain the possibility that in sharing these stories I would be taking anybody else’s spot or telling anybody else’s story.

But I’m not gonna tell you pay attention to the man behind the curtain.

To that effect, and with an eye towards addressing that very valid concern, I am posting the afterword of RAINBRINGER here without comment…..

What the hell am I doing writing about a character named Zora Neale Hurston?

When I was a kid, among my Little Golden Books was Walt Disney’s Uncle Remus, with a picture of B’rer Rabbit regarding the Tar Baby sitting on a log.

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Man, this doesn’t sound like a very auspicious beginning to this afterword does it? Please bear with me.

I used to beg my mother to read it. I loved the cleverness of B’rer Rabbit, tricking B’rer Fox into tossing him into the briar patch to escape. The Tar Baby, to me, was an utterly alien thing, almost something to be feared. Entirely oil-black, dead, white eyes and stubby cork nose, draped in a scarecrow’s coat and a raggedy hat, masquerading as something alive, mocking the gregarious rabbit with its dumb stoicism. Then, when he finally, in exasperation, lays hands on it! The Tar Baby flowed and stuck, becoming a viscous, amorphous blob that actually engulfs the nonplussed protagonist. What the hell must have been going on in B’rer Rabbit’s mind when all that went down?

Jeez, am I really turning this into a Lovecraftian encounter? Eh, it’s what I do.

But this is about Miss Zora Neale.

In hindsight, the thing I loved most about the stories in that book was the cadence and rhythm of the characters’ speech. I couldn’t say now if my mom did them any justice, I know she hated doing it and made a big deal whenever I asked, preferring Scuppers The Sailor Dog, my other childhood favorite. But I loved to hear B’rer Rabbit read, and, when sitting alone reading to myself, I enjoyed breathlessly whispering his words as I leaned on the palms of my hands and pored over them over and over. I didn’t see the movie till I was out of college, and didn’t read Joel Chandler Harris’s originally collected stories till around the same time.

Of course, Harris’s stories were taken from the animal stories of African Americans he heard and remembered (the Tar Baby story itself had already been published the year he was born, in The Cherokee Advocate), then inserted into this problematic plantation framework, “to preserve in permanent shape those curious mementoes of a period that will no doubt be sadly misrepresented by historians of the future.”

Oh brother. Well, let’s leave that alone for a minute, shall we?

I can’t describe why I loved these stories as a kid, but I think it was such a unique and descriptive way of speaking, it appealed to my ear, as the iambic pentameter of Shakespeare and the folksy natural speech of Larry McMurtry’s and Daniel Woodrell’s characters did later. When B’rer Fox and B’rer Bear dance around the tarred up B’rer Rabbit, they don’t merely gloat, ‘dey dance roun’ and roun,’ chuckling fit to kill.’ And when the Rabbit gets the better of them, he doesn’t throw back his head and let out a laugh that echoed through the woods, he ‘threw back his head an’ let outta laff dat echo troo de woods.’

In reading aloud, you see, the reader is forced to mimic the manner of speaking.

Years later, in college, my creative writing teacher passed around Zora Neale Hurston’s seminal novel, Their Eyes Were Watching God. By passing it around, I mean we physically sat in a semicircle and read it out loud.

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I relished the sound and the texture of Zora’s authentic language, the sweet succulence of her vivid metaphors. She could put an image in your mind by describing something you would have thought was unrelated. It was alive and sexy, like biting into one of the grapefruits in Janie’s hip pockets. Maybe something deep in me recalled the joy I got as a kid from listening to and reciting that deep southern dialect (something as a kid from Illinois I had no other real exposure to, except maybe my dad’s best friend and his daughters we visited once down in Kentucky) in that old Golden Book. Of course, I didn’t know at the time that these were coming at me filtered through a white ear. The real thing was like feeling the warmth of the first spring sunrise, or the burst of an orange in your mouth, I suppose.

Well, after college, I kind of forgot about Zora, but she found her way back into my reading in other ways. I took an interest in Vodoun, and naturally came across her name in conjunction with her famous firsthand account of Haitian Vodoun in Tell My Horse (I think I probably saw her mentioned in Wade Davis’ Serpent And The Rainbow).

In reading that, I discovered the rich life of the woman whose fictional words had so struck me in school. I found that her real life was even more enticing than her prose.

Zora was one of a kind, and as I worked my way through her other folklore book Mules and Men, her short stories, her essays, through Moses, Man Of The Mountain and her personal letters, I came to love her ardently. I was enraptured by her biographies, knocked silly by her quotations and the bold and brassy way she came at life.

Just before the writing of this afterword, I happened across an old voice recording of her singing on Youtube and actually got flushed by the sound of her, as I would have if a school crush had suddenly whispered in my ear.

I can only imagine the effect she had on the men in her life. She was a charming woman by all accounts, and though she refers to herself as homely, her persona lends her an allure beyond anything any of her wildly varying photographs can capture; I mean, enough to make me head over heels for her decades after she walked the earth.

My favorite image of her has got to be the one where she’s mugging for the camera in a white dress and broad brimmed hat, a wide western gun belt slung around one cocked hip. Wotta woman!

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But enough of my Tex Avery table pounding.

How did I come to write about her myself? Whatever made me think I could?

Well, the how came with Oscar Rios’ Golden Goblin Press putting out a call for Caribbean-themed Lovecraftian horror.

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I knew I wanted to do something for it involving what I’d learned of Haitian Vodoun, and I flipped through Wade Davis and my Tell My Horse, and found a quote by Zora that kicked it all in motion;

Research….is a seeking that he who wishes may know the cosmic secrets of the world and they that dwell therein.”

Writers of Lovecraftiana hone in on the word ‘cosmic’ like bees to pollen, of course, but what grabbed me was the difference between Davis’ and Zora’s approach to Vodoun. They were both scholars and adventurers, but Davis approached Vodoun possession and zombies from a dispassionate, scientific point of view, whereas Zora did not outright refute the mystic nature of the rite.

And why should she? She had submitted herself to the Hoodoo initiation ritual of Luke Turner in New Orleans, been painted with the lightning down her back, sworn to withhold the secret and sacred knowledge of more rituals than Davis had ever been allowed to observe.

Dust Tracks on a Road by Zora Neale Hurston

Plus, in reading her autobiography, Dust Tracks On A Road, it can be inferred that there is much that Zora left unsaid. Of course I mean real things from her life that she glossed over; her birthdate, her actual birthplace (not her beloved Eatonville, but Notasulga, Alabama – but was she being dishonest here? Isn’t Eatonville where her heart always was, and thus her true birthplace?), the notorious condemnations of America’s foreign policy in World War II that the publisher excised, her uncomfortable prostrations to her white benefactress, Charlotte Osgood Mason.

Reading that book, a book she was not keen on writing in the first place, we are presented with a façade, a mask that Zora, as a black woman, likely had to present to white people all her life. Of course, reading close, we can still glimpse her looking out through the eye holes, but we have to look close.

So I started thinking of Zora as the type of woman who wouldn’t flinch at the Old Ones; an occult scholar more in the Robert E. Howard mode, and one who could be honor bound to keep secrets. For all that she recorded and published, what might she have held back?

Now the elephant in the room.

What made me, a white man, think I could write one of the most beloved and important African American women of the Harlem Renaissance?

I’m afraid any drawn out, carefully mulled-over answer I can concoct will end up sounding like a stereotypical display of white privilege at best, so I’ll just keep it to this;

Simply and truthfully, I love Zora Neale Hurston.

Through the joys and sorrows of her personal letters and through her published works, there are aspects of her experience that resonate deeply with me on a human level. I think she was amazing. I’m happy to have known her through her words, and I present these stories as a representation of that love, stemming from a desire to share my appreciation of her through my own weird medium.

I don’t know how this book will be taken. I’m completely, painfully aware of the possibility of giving William Styron levels of offense (or perhaps, Van Vechten is a more apt analogy). Readers are free to read this or ignore it as they see fit.

I think Joe Lansdale probably said it best (he certainly says most everything better than me) when he wrote;

We learn about one another by trying to step into one another’s shoes. They may not always fit as well as we would like, but we ought to try walking in them.

 I like to think Zora would get a kick out of this, and I hope she would take this book as the act of flattery and literary hero worship it is intended to be.

That’s all I got.

RAINBRINGER is a collection of fictional, weird adventure stories inspired by a public figure whom I’ve admired for years. They are not the story of that person.

The reality is better than anything I could come up with on my own, and has been related elsewhere by infinitely more qualified writers, such as Valerie Boyd’s WRAPPED IN RAINBOWS, Alicia D. Williams and Jacqueline Alcantara’s delightful Jump At The Sun: The True Life Tale Of Unstoppable Storyteller Zora Neale Hurston , I Love Myself When I Am Laughing…And Then Again When I Am Looking Mean And Impressive: A Zora Neale Hurston Reader (edited by Alice Walker) , and Zora Neale Hurston: A Life In Letters by Dr. Carla Kaplan to name a few.

Seek the real Zora there.

I welcome any comments.

Published in: on September 21, 2021 at 11:41 am  Leave a Comment  

The Real Zora Neale Hurston

I wrote this introduction to my book RAINBRINGER: ZORA NEALE HURSTON AGAINST THE LOVECRAFTIAN MYTHOS to sort of cover my bases, but lately I’ve realized a lot of people aren’t aware the character in my book was inspired by a real person.

So, I’m putting this up here.

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ZORA: A Brief, Inadequate, and Likely Inaccurate Summation of A Life

The Zora Neale Hurston depicted in this book is not the real person, of course.

The real Zora Neale Hurston was born in Eatonville, Florida on January 15th in (according to her, at various times in her life) either 1898, 1899, 1900, 1901, 1902, 1903, and 1910.

Except she wasn’t.

She was actually born in Notasulga, Alabama on January 7, 1891.

Her birth year changed as it suited her purposes. She needed to apply for school, wanted to impress a younger man, whatever. She was somehow always vivacious and gregarious enough to sell her claims.

As to her hometown, you can’t blame Zora for claiming Eatonville. It was among the first all-black incorporated towns in the United States, and her father was once elected its mayor, helped write its laws, and was pastor of its largest Baptist church. Combined, these elements surely instilled in her a fierce sense of independence and pride that caught a number of her contemporaries later in life, black and white, by complete surprise.

According to her notoriously unreliable autobiography, Dust Tracks On A Road, she spent much of her idyllic and, it may be inferred, precocious childhood sitting on a fence post engaging strangers of every color as they passed by her house, and looking toward the horizon. As a child, like a young dreaming Joseph, she imagined that the moon followed her wherever she walked at night. Raised in a cradle of black achievement and black self-reliance, she claims she never even encountered racial animosity until she moved to a boarding school in Jacksonville. That became necessary following the devastating death of her beloved mother and untimely remarriage of her father to a woman she despised and purportedly nearly killed in a knock down drag out fight. When racism did rear its ugly head in her life, she was more bemused by it than blindsided.

She wrote, in How It Feels To Be Colored Me;

“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How can any deny themselves the pleasure of my company? It’s beyond me.”

She got a job as a maid for the lead singer of a traveling Gilbert and Sullivan troupe and wound up in Baltimore, enrolling in Morgan State University. In 1918 she attended Howard, and in 1921, joined The Stylus, a literary club founded by the first African American Rhodes scholar, Alain Locke. She spent Saturday evenings in a literary salon on S Street in Washington DC, in the company of W.E.B. Du Bois and James Weldon Johnson.

In 1925 she moved to Harlem and transferred to Barnard College in New York City, doing her first ethnographic work with Melville Herskovits, Franz Boas, and Margaret Mead. She was Barnard’s first (and at the time, only) black student, and graduated with a degree in anthropology in 1928.

It was also in 1925 that Zora made her legendary big splash on the Harlem literary scene. Her short story Sweat and her stage play, Color Struck, a look at the taboo subject of colorism in the African American community, were published in Opportunity Magazine, and placed second in their respective categories in the magazine’s annual literary contest, Sweat losing to John F. Matheus’ Fog (and, to illustrate the impression Zora made that night, that took some digging to figure out).

Arriving at the posh awards dinner on May 1st, Zora flourished her vibrantly colored scarf, struck a pose in the doorway, and yelled “Colorrrrrrrrrr Struuuuuuuuck!” instantly cementing her place as the star of the evening, whatever her placing.

She forged a longtime friendship with the influential white socialite Fannie Hurst (author of Imitation of Life), and convinced the maître de of an upscale Vermont restaurant that she was an African princess so they could dine together. She also made the acquaintance of Langston Hughes, there with his prize winning poem, The Weary Blues.

It was Hughes (or possibly Locke) who introduced her to wealthy white philanthropist Charlotte Osgood Mason, who sponsored (and, to Zora’s growing annoyance, directed, down to the most minute detail) her anthropological research trips through the south from 1927-1932.

In New Orleans, gathering material on Hoodoo for a book, she was inducted into the mysteries of the magical folk practice by Luke Turner following a grueling three day ritual.

She wrote Langston Hughes;

“I am getting in with the top of the profession. I know 18 tasks, including how to crown the spirit of death, and kill.”

After a falling out with Hughes regarding the ownership of their stage collaboration Mule Bone, Zora also broke her ties with Mason. She spent 1936-1937 studying religious practices in Jamaica and Haiti on a Guggenheim Fellowship, and famously met and interviewed Felicia Felix-Mentor, the first photographed zombie.

In was during this period she produced the main body of her best-regarded long form work; her first novel, Jonah’s Gourd Vine (1934), the ethnographic books, Mules And Men (1935), and Tell My Horse (1938), her novel Moses, Man Of The Mountain (1939) and her oft-cited romantic masterpiece, Their Eyes Were Watching God (1937).

After a series of failed ventures both financial and literary, a falsified charge of child molestation (she was out of the country and living in Honduras at the time the crime was supposed to have occurred), and her own outspoken and decidedly bootstrap conservative politics (she opposed school integration on the basis that the policy would hinder Afrocentric education, and that she saw “no tragedy in being too dark to be invited to a white school social affair.”) put her out of fashion and out of step with the growing Civil Rights movement, she gradually faded into obscurity, working as a teacher and again as a house maid on Rivo Alto Island in Miami Beach.

She suffered a stroke and died in the St. Lucie County Welfare Home in Fort Pearce, Florida, unable to find a publisher for a novel on Herod The Great. Her personal papers were saved from an inglorious end in a trash barrel fire by a passing acquaintance.

She was buried at the Garden of Heavenly Rest in Fort Pearce, her grave unmarked until it was rediscovered by the writer Alice Walker in 1973.

Zora was many things in the course of her life; anthropologist, author, teacher…she was probably never a Mythos detective.

As far as we know, anyway….

Published in: on July 1, 2021 at 12:55 pm  Leave a Comment  

Meaner Than Hell Returns

Readers of my blog sometimes ask about the indie movie I shot for next-to-pennies (in Hollywood terms anyhow) back in 2009. You can get the full skinny on it by clicking the previous text. It was on Youtube for a fair amount of time, and got several thousand hits, but we took it down, and Ryan Gerossie my editor did some trimming and color correction, we got it subtitled, and today it’s up on Amazon Prime. So go check it out if you’re interested. It’s no Chato’s Land, but it was a labor of love and I’m glad I did it.

Thanks to the wonderful actors and crew, most of whom have gone on to bigger and better things. You all did a helluva job with very little to work with. Watching this kinda makes me wanna do something else….maybe watch your emails (or block me – haha).

If they get Prime in the Great Beyond, then I hope Thomas ‘Tope’ Crnkovich has stopped scrolling and is now looking down and smiling.

Go give it a watch on Prime before the fine folks at Amazon come to their senses and take it down.

Guess I should get cracking on that novelization I’ve been hammering out now and then for the past year….

Published in: on June 10, 2021 at 7:12 pm  Comments (2)  

Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos

May 4th will see the release of my collection (really, a novel in eight stories) RAINBRINGER: ZORA NEALE HURSTON AGAINST THE LOVECRAFTIAN MYTHOS, which bundles together three previously published stories and five never before seen, all featuring the Harlem Renaissance writer Zora Neale Hurston (read about her here) reimagined as a Mythos detective.

You can preorder the book here.

In the next seven weeks leading up to release, I’ll be posting a little bit about each included story as well as the opening paragraph, beginning today with LEAVES FLOATING IN A DREAM’S WAKE, which is an epistolary story I wrote to kick off this collection.

It finds Zora in New York City in 1925, having just transferred from the historically black Howard University in Washington, DC to enroll in Barnard College as its first African American student. She is pursuing her studies and aspiring to write, looking back at the love she left behind, and struggling to make ends meet when she experiences a peculiar prophetic dream during an earthquake on the night of February 28, 1925, a dream shared not just by several Harlem artists, but unknown to her, receptive creatives around the globe.

The earthquake in question is the 6.2 Charlevoix-Kamouraska earthquake which was felt in New York City (and, Lovecraftian afficionados will recognize as the likely source of the quake mentioned in THE CALL OF CTHULHU).
January 19th, 1925

Dearest Herbert,

Thank you kindly for your sincere well wishes on the occasion of my latest and what I hope will be my greatest run around the sun. I am well as can be and hope most ardently that you are the same. I was reluctant to write you. I wanted to give you your space after all. I guess the distance between Chicago and New York City should probably be all the space anybody would ever want, but of course, I meant time. I think of you more often than I like, if I am being honest, which, with you, I always am.

Tell me how your courses are going at Rush. I know Chi is the Windy City, so I can’t even imagine the level of gales that blow through your clothes. Here in Harlem it is cold, cold cold! And you know how my teeth used to chatter walking home from S Street! My Florida blood is too thin for these northern winds. I wish you were here to warm me.

Yet, I am not so lonely that I will be throwing myself from my window. No, not even over you, my doctor to be. Harlem is a dream, and calls to mind old Eatonville, but dressed up in grown folks’ clothes. My people here don’t slouch when they walk, and standing on the corner of Seventh and 135th is like people watching in front of my family’s house again.

Negroes flow by like a great muddy river, in every lovely shade of beautiful black, and it is tempting to jump on the running boards of the shiny cars or slip my arms through stranger’s elbows, just to lose myself in the current and float down whatever eddy is moving swiftest.

Oh, and I am. I am dancing with poets, singers, jazz men and other liars. Every tongue and every spine is loose. I saw none other than Duke Ellington play at a rent party last Saturday night. The next time you are in town I will take you to a buffet flat, but don’t ask what that is – I want to see the look on your face. I imagine it will be much like my own was the first time I went with Angelina Grimke.

Yes, I have reconnected with a few of the old Saturday Nighters here. James Johnson is only a few blocks down from me. Of course I am in contact with Dr. Locke, and have been over to Dr. Johnson’s home for dinner a few times. His wife is a lovely person and a tremendous cook. Whenever I dine with them and I at last push away in surrender from their bounteous table, I expect to see a bill waiting to be paid, but so far so good, which is good, because brother, I am broke and it is no joke.

I’ve been working as a manicurist again to make ends meet, wearing down my own nails at night on the typewriter. I’m working on a story, Spunk, which I hope Dr. Johnson will go for, and kicking around the idea of a play. Dr. Locke is guest editing an all-Negro issue of Survey Graphic in March and will be showcasing a number of Negro writers, so I hope to have something in that.

I’m not at the Nicholas Avenue address anymore. Use this one instead.


                                                                                                                            Zora Neale Hurston

In 1928 Zora Neale Hurston was in New Orleans collecting data for what would become MULES AND MEN, her monumental ethnographic study of African American folklore in the south. For me, that culminated in her chapters on the Hoodoo phenomenon.

Zora submitted herself to the tutelage of Doc Luke Turner, a prominent Hoodoo man and relation of legendary New Orleans Voodoo Queen Marie Laveau. She spent sixty nine hours naked on a couch draped in snakeskin without food or water…

… I was stretched, face downwards, my navel to the snake skin cover, and began my three day search for the spirit that he might accept me or reject me according to his will. Three days my body must lie silent and fasting while my spirit went wherever spirits must go that seek answers never given to men as men.

I could have no food, but a pitcher of water was placed on a small table at the head of the couch, that my spirit might not waste time in search of water which should be spent in search of the Power-Giver. The spirit must have water, and if none had been provided it would wander in search of it. And evil spirits might attack it as it wandered about dangerous places. If it should be seriously injured, it might never return to me.

For sixty-nine hours I lay there. I had five psychic experiences and awoke at last with no feeling of hunger, only one of exaltation. – Mules And Men

In the end, the spirit she sought granted her the name Rain-Bringer, for which this collection is titled. It prophesized that she would ‘make her way with lightning and thunder.’ The secret name of her spritual patron will be familiar to readers of Lovecraftiana.

The second story in RAINBRINGER, BEYOND THE BLACK ARCADE, also originates in something from THE CALL OF CTHULHU. One of the scenes of Lovecraft’s story that stood out for me was Inspector Legrasse’s raid on the bayou worshipers. What if the New Orleans’ police confiscating the Cthuhlu idol had unexpected consequences for the surrounding area? What if the cult of Cthulhu was enacting its horrific rituals at that lonely spot in the swamp to hold back some other malignant terror?

Here’s the excerpt.

Under high arches of twisting, moss garnished cypress and through sucking, chill waters we waded, me feeling the cool, brackish slime on my bare legs and Doc Turner leading the way without any light but what stars could be glimpsed through the tangled boughs overhead. Things moved away from us in the water which I supposed were alligators.

Out of the dark came a high, child’s wail and a shout that made my skin prickle up. There was a commotion of cracking wood, like the sound of falling trees I knew from the lumber camps around Eatonville. I could not imagine who should be way out here in the bayou pitching such a fit, and I wished I had thought to bring the .44 I had toted around the turpentine camps to convince folks I was a bootlegger.

Two shotgun blasts boomed like thunder, and I saw the flashes of the muzzle a ways off.

Against common sense, Doc Turner made for the sound, though in no hurry.

This was to be my test, then; the test of Great Yig.

In EKWENSU’S LULLABY, it’s 1935 and Zora has teamed up with ethnomusicologist Alan Lomax and folklorist Mary Elizabeth Barnicle to gather and preserve the songs and stories of the Gullah people of St. Simon’s Island, Georgia.

After a brief, startling encounter with a shambling creature the locals call ‘Ol Cootah, they record the legend of the flying Africans, slaves who revolted aboard their transport and killed the crew. Then a mysterious man tells them the true history behind the tale, and of the existence of a creature sunk in the deepest point of the river, a creature whose cry instills the listener with irresistably violent urges…..


The first time the Georgia State Police pulled us over we were the subject of such intense scrutiny that we lost a good two hours of travel time and came upon the lights of Savannah bleary-eyed and half mesmerized by the road.

They were convinced our party, a young white gentleman with a Texas driver’s license, his mature white lady companion from Rhode Island, and I, a conspicuously independent Florida Negress, were some kind of Yankee loving rabble rousers come down to stir up trouble among their niggers. It took some shuffling on my part and not a little bit of the WPA’s money to convince the beady-blue-eyed deputy sheriffs that the sole purpose of our Airstream trailer full of recording equipment was to capture the songs and stories peculiar to the remote Negro communities of their state, mainly, I am sure, because they themselves could see no value in such an enterprise.

I presented myself in the manner to which they were accustomed, telling them the whole truth in the simplest terms they could understand, surreptitiously encouraging Alan and Mary to correct my rude, affected speech and deliberate omissions and explain more clearly that Alan was the son of the renowned folklorist John Lomax, discoverer of the nationally renowned Leadbelly, who had famously sung his way out of a prison sentence at Angola. Miss Mary Elizabeth Barnicle, professor of folk music at NYU, became his deferring assistant. Most importantly, I explained that I, a native of Eatonville, Florida, had been selected by ‘Mass Alan’ to act in the capacity of a native guide, a Sacajawea to he and Mary’s Lewis and Clarke, gone adventuring among the dark primitives.

I brought this across in the most common manner I could muster, bobbing my head meekly and averting my eyes as though I were addressing the burning bush and not some scowling cracker, saying all my ‘yassuhs’ and ‘nossuhs’ like they were ‘Amens.’ Thus realigned into a hierarchy the deputies could understand (and again, with their palms liberally greased), we became less interesting to them, and they agreed to let us pass.

When they finally departed with a genial ‘y’all have a good night now,’ and we stood by the side of the black road watching their taillights recede like the burning eyes of sated serpents slipping back into their deep dens, I straightened my previously hunched posture, lit a cigarette, stuck out my hip, and arched my eyebrow at my two astonished white colleagues.

“Good Lord, Zora!” Mary exclaimed, spreading her fingers over her heart with a nervous laugh. “If I didn’t know you, I would have believed you myself.”

Believed what? I wanted to say.

Now I, Zora Neale Hurston, am a grand champion liar, but like all accomplished liars, I get my feathers ruffled when I’m telling the truth and get accused of practicing my vocation. I had told no lies, but I knew what Mary Barnicle meant. She meant that had she not known me as an authoress and educated woman of the Harlem mode (a lie of omission to the deputies at best), she would have mistaken me for the dumb country woman I had been playing. I was not truly playing, however, nor, like most country women I have known, was I dumb. But the white unit of measure for intelligence is very different.

In 1935 Zora was on the cusp of the release of Mules And Men, her first seminal folkloric work, collecting the stories and traditions she gathered on her extensive southern travels. To make ends meet, she landed a job as a dramatic coach with the Federal Theater Project in New York City.

In King Yeller, Zora is assigned to first-time director Orson Welles’ all-black production of Macbeth staged at the Lafayette Theater in Harlem. Historically, Welles’ star-making production, nicknamed ‘Voodoo Macbeth’ was concieved as a reimagining of the Scottish play set in Henri Christophe’s Haiti, and starred Jack Carter, Canada Lee, Edna Thomas and Eric Burroughs. A rousing success, it defied the racist expectations of white critics, packed the house in Harlem, and cemented Welles early career.

But what if, in the six month span of rehearsals, Welles was anonymously passed a copy of another notoriously ill-fated play, and became obsessed with staging it instead? That’s the central conceit of King Yeller, in which Zora learns the secret of The King In Yellow and must prevent an obsessed Orson Welles and cast from enacting its terrible secret rite.

Tormented into desperation, Lear the frantic King tears off the mask, and speaks the sane madness of vital truth. – Herman Melville, Hawthorne and His Mosses from The Literary World, August 17 and 24, 1850 by a Virginian spending July in Vermont.

The past few months had been something of a brick lick to the jaw.

My turgid on again-off again love affair with my magnificent young minister-in-training Percival Punter had at last succumbed to the laws of gravity and come crashing down. In short order the two-year $3,000 Rosenwald Fellowship I had won to earn my anthropology doctorate at Columbia went tumbling after. I had just returned from an eventful trip with Alan Lomax and a certain NYU English professor who shall no longer be named collecting folk music down in Florida, which had soured in the end. All of this had conspired to leave me down on the whole notion of formal academia.

I was in a low valley and once again wished that damn fool Langston was still around to cheer me, but he and I had had a falling out over the authorship of our play, Mule Bone and he was off on the West Coast somewhere. I had also broken ties with my dear white Godmother in order to wrest the folklore I had gathered for Mules And Men out from under her terrible weight. With that book still a month away from publication and the residuals from my novel Jonah’s Gourd Vine now slowing to a trickle, I had no real means of drawing myself up from my rut. I had pressed Dr. Boas about my application for a Guggenheim to study obeah practices in Jamaica and Haiti, but having chased that rabbit before, it was as unreliable a prospect as a catching hold of a cloud in the breeze.

It was strange how a mundane thing like being broke of heart and pocketbook in an empty apartment can make one forget one’s self worth. Last June I had wrested young Alan Lomax from the wiles of a prehistoric creature. Only a few years earlier I had got the better of a fledgling god in the Louisiana bayou, and refused the call of Yig and the power of the Ring of Set. Hell, I had had a novel published! Now I found myself wishing I had hung on to that antediluvian doodad, for battling the cold indifference of an unfriendly New York City was very much like facing the cosmic indifference of a ravenous Old One.

The Rain-Bringer was bowing her head beneath the rain.

Unsurprisingly, listening to my Bessie Smith records didn’t help, so I ventured out into the September morning gloom of Harlem for a bite to eat, pining for the brassy brightness of New Orleans or the shady green trees of old Eatonville and for other, more intimate things I would not know again.

In 1937 Zora was awarded a Guggenheim Fellowship which funded her research trip studying Obeah and Vodoun practices in Jamaica and Haiti respectively.

In GODS OF THE GRIM NATION, while attending the Fete Ghede celebration, she learns of an influential plantation owner who has enacted a ba moun pact that requires the sacrifice of a family member in exchange for wealth and fortune. The sorcerer has run dry of relatives and has turned to an obscure cult and its powerful patron entity to duck his spiritual debt – an entity it is death and madness to lay eyes upon. Zora and a handsome young Vodoun priest join forces to raise an army of the dead to push the fell god back into its own dimension…

Incidentally, GODS OF THE GRIM NATION was the first Zora story I wrote for Golden Goblin Press’ anthology DREAD SHADOWS IN PARADISE. I highly recommend reading Hurston’s fascinating account of her travels, TELL MY HORSE.

East of Port-au-Prince in early November the night was moonless. The clouds of a budding storm doused the green land in darkness. Each of the adepts was a god bringing forth light by their ignition of the twenty white candles surrounding Papa Ghede’s cross in the yard of the silent Hounfort.

I was by now used to the joyous noise and magic heat of the Voodoo service, and this solemn ritual at first seemed comparatively incongruous. Voodoo to me was shining bodies cavorting about the gaily painted peristyle in the closeness of the Hounfort, hidden from the white man’s eyes; it was the thunder of drums, beating out a divine rhythm which the hearts of humans could only aspire to, like the pulses of giant hummingbirds; the heartbeats of the gods of Haiti which the devoted hounsi hoped to accommodate as long as his or her mortal frame could withstand them.

This preparation seemed more in line with the Catholic novenas I had seen in New Orleans, replete with flickering votive candles, a cross, and the pious, white face of haloed St. Martin De Porres peering out from the oval frame of his portrait at the intersection of the cross. The warm breeze stirred our white and purple garb, and hissed through the trees.

Papa Ghede, León assured me, was an informal god. He was the loa of the penniless, unobserved by the upper class mulattoes and revered by back country peasants. He was the only loa to have sprung from Haiti herself.

I was nearly two months in the Black Republic on my Guggenheim Fellowship under the direction of Doctors Herskovits and Boaz. After finding myself traveling in the wake of Herskovitz’s other field researcher Katie Dunham, I had decided to strike deeper into the mysteries of Voodoo than my predecessor, so as to better differentiate my own work.

You got to go there to know there, I always say.

In SHADOW IN THE CHAPEL OF EASE, it’s 1940 and Zora is down in Beaufort, South Carolina directing a film crew, sent by Dr. Maragaret Mead and Jane Belo to record the services of the local black Sanctified Churches, particularly the speaking-in-tongues phenomenon for a comparitive study on religious ecstasy. Hearing rumors of a secretive congregation way out in the low country that practices the ‘Old Religion’ in the ruins of a plantation chapel, she secures an invitation to observe and record one of their ceremonies from an unexpected quarter; her estranged ex-husband…

As an aside, this was a remarkable historic achievement in Zora’s life, an African American woman directing a white male film crew, and establishes her as one of America’s earliest black female filmmakers (though she had previously filmed Vodoun rituals in Haiti in 1935).

It was Sunday evening at the Commandment Keeper Seventh Day Church of God and Reverend George had fired up the congregation with a story about being bit on the leg by a rattlesnake while out picking huckleberries, and taking comfort in Mark 16:18.

“They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.”

I thought briefly of Father Yig.

We had got down on our knees on the floorboards, elbows on the hard benches. We clasped our hands together, praying fervently for wisdom and understanding under Rev. George’s rhythmic guidance.

He finished his prayer with;

“And now we gonna sing a hymn. Because God knows, current events these days, they need a hymn sung for ‘em. Ain’t that so?”

We agreed resoundingly and lit into vibrant song. Carrie Belle’s tambourine shook like a heavenly rattlesnake warning the devils from the huckleberries of glory. Miss Izora beat out the rhythm of the saints on her guitar. The boys in their too-big ties and starched white shirts scrubbed the washboards with their thimble-fingers, scouring sin from the souls of the sanctified with a snare rattle backbeat.

Norman Chaflin, the youngest of my recording crew, manning the grinding field recorder and pressing his earphones to his head, nodded and gave me the thumbs up as I hammered the drums with a pair of rattle-goers and sang along into the silvery microphone set before us.

I had brought three of the four white men observing the service into the church. They were Norman, Bob Lawrence, and Lou Brandt, a film crew down from New York City at the behest of Jane Belo, here to record instances of religious ecstasy under my direction for Margaret Mead’s comparative anthropological study. The fourth was the old portrait of General ‘Black Dave’ Hunter looking on stoically from the frame behind Rev. George’s pulpit.

The church was situated inside the general’s namesake hall, Post Number 9 of the Grand Army of The Republic, the Union Civil War veterans association. The most famous member of Post 9 had been Beaufort’s beloved native son Captain Robert Smalls, the Gullah hero who had piloted a Confederate troop transport to freedom with his family smuggled aboard, served two terms in the House of Representatives, and bought his old master’s house over on Prince Street to move his mama in.

The post had seen better days. Whole hunks of plaster had fallen away from the clapboard, and at every stomp of the faithful, I feared more of the infrastructure would flake off. There was no electricity; strictly snake-hissing kerosene light, so Norman had to run a length of cable out to a neighboring farmhouse to power the lights and the recording equipment. Bob and Lou hand cranked the camera like an old-timey Charlie Chaplin endeavor.

I hoped it came out alright.

Sister Julia hopped to her feet then and began to whirl and shake, Spirit moving all through her in the same way I had seen the loa mount the chevaux at Plain de Cul de Sac.

Was the Spirit here in this room kin to Damballah Wedo, to Erzulie, to Yig? Was this phenomenon related to the Balinese trances Jane Belo had observed? I couldn’t say for sure, but I leaned toward yes.

It was undeniable that there was a ribald line of benevolent entities that played in the bodies of humanity when welcomed in, and as chaste and as self-abnegating as every church I’d been to from my girlhood on liked to proclaim they were, there were also hints of hot bloodedness to Sister Julia’s posturing that I had seen on display in countless jukes and Hounfours.

The tambourine boys saw it too, and I caught them appreciating the swelling seams of her stockings with a secret delight that Rev. George would have called sinful and Lady Erzulie would have thought fine and proper. A people can’t live and move on without lust and love after all. Ah bo bo!

Sister Julia shut her eyes and erupted in Hallelujahs, responding to shouts of Glory! with violent racks of her narrow shoulders and electrified, spastic shimmying, her head bobbing intonations of Jesus and Lawd and falling at last to inscrutable mutterings only the angels could parse.

I smiled and nodded my head, losing myself to the holy rhythm, the sacred beat that stretched back through generations, the pulse of my people answering the exultant shouts of our own gods, back before they were pushed like dough into cross shapes and powdered white, tattooed on the leaves of dead trees by pale hands.

Hatred!” Sister Julia moaned then, and gripped her own elbows as though chilled by a cold wind, even though I knew the film crew’s hot lights were popping beads of sweat out on all of us. “Lawd, Lawd! I feel hatred!”

I glanced at Reverend George, who had screwed up his face at that, and though he shouted “Awright, sister!” he gestured with his fingers for Deacon Moore to come over. “Awright!”

Deacon Moore stood up from the circle and rushed over to catch Sister Julia as she moaned and swayed back and forth, tilting dangerously.

Then she went rigid and threw herself backwards into the deacon’s arms. She flung out her hand and pointed her finger at the dark window, where the headlights of a car turning off Prince Street swept and flared at us at that moment like the eyes of God searching the Garden.

“He’s here for her! He’s lookin! He’s here!”

Then all the lights went out completely and the big field recorder stopped cutting into the acetate.

In 1947, Zora used her advance for her infamous ‘white’ novel Seraph On The Suwanee to sail to Honduras in pursuit of a legendary City of The Monkey God – a lost native metropolis Charles Lindbergh sighted while flying over the jungle, said to have been a refuge for the native populace escaping the depradations of the conquistadores.

History records that Zora spent the rainy season pounding out her novel in a hotel in Puerto Cortes while her British partner failed to kick off the expedition. She quietly returned home with a completed manuscript only to find a spurrious accusation of child molestation awaiting her, an incident which sadly broke her spirit and set much of the tone for the remaining decades of her life.

Honduras was to be one of her last great adventures.

In BLACK WOMAN, WHITE CITY, Zora does embark on her quest to find the City of The Monkey God, and discovers a horrific secret waiting there, as well as its monstrous custodians….


Catholicism was forced on the Indians by the Spaniards, and their old temples wrecked as far as the Spaniards knew about them. It is frankly admitted that they remained pagan in spite of that, and the conquerors frequently found them holding pagan rites even as late as the middle of the last century. They still do. You follow me, I know. There might be something back in there that is not meant for the Blanco’s eyes.

 – Letter to Burroughs Mitchell.

It was at the request of Reggie Brett, an English gold miner lately employed at the Rosario Mining Company down in Tegucigalpa that I found myself squatting beneath the mangroves of a Miskito village deep in the Honduran jungle up beyond Perder La Esperanza, awaiting the commencement of the Dance of The Dead Monkeys.

Reggie was sozzled on native misla beer and our mestizo guide Tomas clutched a stapled, wrinkled copy of Daily Watchwords like the Bible itself in his fists, muttering low, incessant prayers.

As for myself, I was half broke, half stranded, and at fifty six, half dead after two rainy weeks paddling up the Rio Patuca, but for once I was all Zora Neale Hurston. More so I think, than I had been in that little cellar room on 124th street, which I had gladly fled like Lazarus vacating his tomb.

That last gray New York winter I had become a doomed empress poisoned by haphazard assassins, awoken to find myself sealed prematurely in a cold, silent tomb, all the accoutrements of my life collecting dust around me. There was little ‘new’ about New York when you got right down to it. Even the eyes of the children on the drab streets, whose feet have never known the tickle of green grass, seemed old as the illegible epitaphs on fading gravestones.

Here, the people were fresh from the oven, golden brown in their laughter and drunk on the fiery African, Spanish, and Indian blood that jetted through their veins like gasoline. I didn’t always know what they were saying, but when they laughed we understood each other, and that was enough.

I was glad to laugh after the past couple years. My novel Mrs. Doctor had been rejected by Lippincott. You put so much of yourself into your art, when nobody wants it, it gets to feeling like nobody wants you. You wake deep in the pit of the night, because sleep feels like a luxury, and failure is as plain as the roaches strutting day and night up the kitchen wall. It seemed like the sunlight of neither man nor God would shine on my face again.

But here the nights were blink short, and the sun always shined.

Well, almost.


Zora ended her days in the St. Lucie County Welfare Home in Florida in 1960.

But in THE DEATHLESS SNAKE, her end is far from ignominous, and her services to a certain deity do not go unrewarded….

 “Didn’t you know that wise men do not die? When they have attained a certain stage of wisdom they enter the serpents.” – Moses, Man of The Mountain.

I am sitting on the fencepost outside my house in the shade of the chinaberry trees, calling out to the people on the road to Orlando who pass close.

“Good morning! Where you going?”

Grandma calls me inside, furious.

“Don’t be talking to those white people, Zora! You’ll get in trouble!”

I don’t care if they are black or white. Why should they care what color I am?

“Hello!” I call. “Don’t you want me to ride with you a little ways?”

 “Where we going, Miss Zora?”

I blink my eyes. It’s not the blue skies of Eatonville, but the dank, basement ceiling of a sickly little room. Where am I?

 Is it Mayme Allen’s place on 124th during that starving dog New York winter where I made the mistake of suggesting she take her son Billy to Bellevue? Or am I staring up at the ceiling of the jailhouse on the very day Seraph On The Suwanee is released, shaking my head at the charges of child molestation leveled at me by that bitter bitch?

“Check my passport and see – I was in Honduras at the time!”

No, no, it’s not that either.

It’s another basement room, though. I remember that I am in the little blue-walled room of Lincoln Park; St. Lucie County’s Welfare Home – the last I will ever occupy, until I take up residency in a lower place. Always underground come my sorrows, seeping up from the depths like flood water in a basement. I remember a succession of gloomy basement rooms, and the stirring of black pools beneath the Temple of The Monkeys’ God in The White City.

But that’s not entirely true. Low places were not always evil. I used to play under my house in Eatonville….

Beneath the house, Reverend Door Knob is marrying Miss Corn Shuck to Mr. Sweet Smell, and all the spool folks from Mama’s sewing drawer are in attendance.

Daddy Gopher Snake tries to slither in and raise objection, but I stop him at the church doors with the blade of my hand and whisper to him that Miss Corn Shuck is in love now and has left him behind, and he has just got to move on. His tongue tickles the back of my hand, but he sits quiet through the rest of the ceremony in the back. He is a natural born wolf though, and he cuddles up to fat Lady Egg and winds up swallowing her whole. She was starting to smell bad anyway, so I don’t say anything, but I giggle into my fingers at their shamelessness.

“What’s so funny now, Miss Zora?”

What’s funny? What isn’t? My life is light and laughter. I walk hand in hand with High John De Conquer. I sip sunshine-y lemonade with B’rer Rabbit in his Laffin’ Place. I set the juke joints roaring and the Harlem parlors, and Fannie Hurst and I are trying not to laugh when she tells the matire d’ of an upscale white restaurant that I’m an African princess and we watch their disapproving scowls turn to sycophantic apologies. That is when I realize that class can trump color for some folks. Langston is laughing. Carl and Ernest are laughing. Alan and Mary are laughing as I rub their faces with walnut oil, and Myborn and all the Geechee folks are laughing when they see my handiwork.

Big Willie Sewell gallantly offers me chicken and Mayor Hiram says we’re out. Big Willie says there was some chicken here when he passed by and Hiram says there ain’t no use in offering a hungry gal ‘chicken was’ when what she wants is ‘chicken is’ and I’m laughing till my growling belly aches. I’m back laughing in the basement with Orson and Virginia, Edna and Jack. When you’re white it’s not a basement, it’s a garden apartment, though. Canada tells me this in bed and I laugh. But it’s not Canada. It’s Percy. Percy and we’re in bed and Lord, Lord, it’s no laughing matter….

I am nine and Mama is dying in her big featherbed that she brought down from her daddy’s place. Her eyes are sunk in her head and her hands are like wintry branches clutching mine.

“Don’t let ‘em turn Mama’s bed east, Zora honey. Don’t let ‘em cover the mirrors or the clock.”

But I am nine. I can’t stop nobody from doing nothing, even though I scream and I wail and I pound them with my fists until Daddy pulls me back. I see those sunken eyes look to me as the women lift and turn Mama’s bed and I scream as I am dragged away.

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Cover Reveal: Rainbringer: Zora Neale Hurston Against The Lovecraftian Mythos

To mark the passing of HP Lovecraft (84 years ago today), Fantasy Book Critic has revealed the cover for my forthcoming eight story collection of Zora Neale Hurston-as-a-Mythos-detective stories, featuring art and design by Jabari Weathers and Shawn King of STK Creations respectively.

Give it a look here!

You can preorder the book on Amazon. It’s due out May 4th, in honor of (no, not Star Wars) the release of Zora’s first novel, Jonah’s Gourd Vine, back in 1934.

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New Cover For Betrayal On Monster Earth

Betrayal On Monster Earth, #2 in Jim Beard and James Palmer’s sci fi anthology in which giant kaiju monsters take the place of nuclear arsenals in a worldwide cold war has a spiffy brand new cover image.

This one has one of my favorite stories I’ve done, A Haunt of Jackals, in which a pair of Rampage-inspired ‘suicide’ bombers inject themselves with a serum that turns them into colossal jackal men and sends them tearing through Jerusalem, while Israel’s enormous golem-man The Magen rushes to intercept.

More about that here –

And, you can read that in my collection, Angler In Darkness.

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